CNL: Stories

These stories and articles are for mature readers ONLY. You have been warned.

• Season's Greetings by Wyatt J. Bonikowski
• From Rocks to Riches by Richard Carter
• Our Little Secret Olga Moe
• Bringing Home the Beans excerpted from a satire by Seamus O'Bannion
• We Make Great Pets by Gradiva Scapular
• Test for Success!!! by Richard Steingesser
• Elvis Sings the Blues by Rand Warzeka
• An Arrested State of Decay by Danielle Willis
• Mice in Glass Coffins by Danielle Willis
• Artie, or I Wanted to Kill My Boss but His Brother Beat Me To It, or The Wheel of Karma, by Danielle Willis
• Hymn to Ninkasi (a beer goddess of ancient Sumeria) [translation from the original by M. Civil provided by Anchor Brewing Co. by courtesy of dan'l on CompuServe]
• Form 13-K Warlocking and Banishment (Provided as a public service by Songs of the Dayshift Foreman: Journal of a Rainforest Witch and the Pagan Security Commission)
• A puzzle How do you deal with a vampire when you've run out of Blood Donor cards?
• The wit and wisdom of the outrageous Brigit Brat
• The secret origins of Ms. Brigit Brat, God's Girlfriend